Brandi. BRANDI. You actually clicked on the link!?!?

You literally clicked on an obviously shady link sent to your phone from an unrecognized number.

After having your identity stolen like in very recent memory.

On April First.

With me as your friend.

I am speechless, but here we are, I guess. Don’t give your identity to randos anymore tho, seriously.

Happy April Fools’ Day.

Enjoy your Alicia Keys book.